Graham ChapmanAre you suggesting coconuts migrate?
About This Quote
In this quote, you can find a twist on the classic saying, “There is no such thing as a free lunch.” In the case of coconuts, they would not migrate from one place to another. That is because coconuts don't have wings to carry them on their own power. However, if you were to invite a them to your house and give them a ride in your airplane, they would make for a very heavy load.
Source: Monty Python And The Holy Grail (Book): Manti Pythan Ik Den Halie Gra$?Ilen
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